With the way the world is going, I am deeply reconsidering having another child. The world scares me so much now, I wonder how it will be in the coming years.
What values will the children be exposed to? What will become of marriage? Will there still be sane / straight people walking our streets?
I usually don't do this but I found this post to be an interesting read.
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Life, Love... and Everything Else
Life as they say, happens. Having gone through personal experiences of 'life', I felt the need to share some stories with you in order for us to learn from it, laugh about it and heal from it. Enjoy!
Monday 3 August 2015
Thursday 6 November 2014
The Dream
I picked up my phone and decided to break the jinx. Having had a writer's block for a while now, I know it's time to break it. Life changing events sometimes causes us to loose interest in the things we love... oh well, here goes!!!
Struggling with myself; my legs barely carrying my weight, I realized I may have overdone this one. Gaining a lot of weight doesn't just affect ones physical wellness but also the psychological and emotional well-being.
Looking in the mirror was horrifying, I mean where did my flat tummy go? How come I was spotting some dark stretchmarks on my hips?! Was this even normal? Everyone looked at me now, walking into my office never felt more nerve-wracking. Now I understand how fat Albert must have felt.
Speaking with my therapist, I expressed with much pain in voice how upsetting the changes in my body were, how 'beautyless' I felt... He jolted me back to reality. "You are pregnant" he said, these changes are normal.
I woke up panting, covered in sweat. The room was really dark, thank God it was only a dream.
Or was it?
Or was it?
Tuesday 15 July 2014
BRUISED
It hurts! It really hurts!! I couldn’t remember being hit
from our fight but somehow I had the worst body ache ever! My elbows were sore,
my right cheek felt warm, my head was banging, and my eyes were burning.
Everything hurts.
As I lay in bed, I tried to cast my mind back to the night
before? What happened? The evening had seemed so perfect; dinner was amazing. I
remember the candles, the beautiful rose petals, the soft music, the wine, his
soft fingers stroking me… it was perfect. He was such a romantic man regardless
of our issues. His subtle brown eyes made me melt each time he looked at me; he
was supposed to be the one, everyone said so.
Nothing makes sense at this moment. I feel like I had been to
Heaven but suddenly dropped thousands of miles down to Earth... It really hurts.
Flashes of him smacking me filled my mind… did this really
happen? I tried to move, my waist had a mind of its own… it didn’t respond. A sharp
pain shot up my back, jolting my memory.
The night was planned to be perfect…
six months of pain and joy, laughter and tears, pleasure and hurt. It was a
roller-coaster! an adventure of my mind, my body and my soul.
He had hit me
many times before but none compares to this! Surely this man was destined to be
my karma, for my many sins of fornication and rebellion.
I reached out to feel his side of the bed, nothing. I felt
nothing too…this was God’s plan for me, I believed it was. He had sent me here
to be disciplined, to learn the art of submission, to live the life of a virtuous
woman – somehow I think I’d be dead before these lessons pay off.
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Monday 16 June 2014
WHISPERS!!!
Have you had moments where your head whispers something to you but your heart agrees with the exact opposite?
Below is the experience of one of the most talented/creative/girly writers I know.
Enjoy!
Below is the experience of one of the most talented/creative/girly writers I know.
Enjoy!
Yes! She gave me an opportunity to do this…a time to share
what whispered to me…Now how am I going to talk, whisper to you…? Stop! Shut
up!! Just Stop! No! I’m going to talk back to you… Shhh! I’ve to ‘whisper’
what you ‘whispered’ to the ‘whisperer’
When I look back at that day, I wonder how I could have done
that! So daft silly of me! Geezzzz!!! It was a long and hectic Friday at
work and all I just wanted to do when I get home, was throw my bag on the floor
and dive roll on that bed of mine. Just as I stepped out of the office
building, singing happily in my head, my phone ‘Pung’ so many times. Well,
curious to know who won’t allow me breathe this free fresh air I just inhaled,
I scrolled to the message, lo and behold it was my close friend ‘goatie’
*That’s what I call her* She was
actually buzzing trying to remind me that she was on her way to my
house.
Choi! Today is today *Pardon
my English* Look at me that was dreaming of sleeping away the whole night,
with my pillow as DJ Skillz. It’s not that I wasn’t looking forward to seeing
my goatie, but mhen, that’s loads of never-ending gist, giggles and you know…to
catch up on *Yea I know, you’ll shake
your head and say girls can gossip talk! Who cares?*
On getting home, she was already at the gate waiting for me!
From our walk into the house till like nine pm, the gist had started in full
swing. Only for her to tell me that we had a hang-out that night! *Oh someone help me! What?! My sleep!!!*
I tried to convince my stubborn ‘goatie’ that I won’t go since I was extremely
tired but she won’t hear any of that! Lest, I forget, she knows how to persuade
people like a policeman collects bribe.
After agreeing to the Friday night gig and allowing me be
boring while we were out, we got dressed and hopped into our her
friend’s ride who was with his own friend. I tried to be nice, until my
‘goatie’ sent me a message to my BBM, *Yea!
You know, we didn’t want them to hear Us* that she just met our her so called friends this morning when he
gave her a lift to her office bus-stop, that he was really nice. Gosh! I felt
like giving her a hard knock, *How could
she do that?* only for the dude to jolt me back to the present scene and
say:
MR.
ANONYNMOUS: Sorry ladies! Hope you don’t
mind if we stop at my house so I could pick up some more cash and change my
clothes?
My friend murmured back a reply as we both exchanged glances
GOATIE: Ernnn! Ok
All of a sudden the speed of the car increased as I kept
wondering if the ‘OK’ had made this guy, whose name I never got to know
roar. I kept looking out of the window for familiar landmarks as I realized we
were already driving into Magodo. Only for our her dear friend to turn
the car to a darkly lit road, my heartbeat started pounding, ‘invisible yam’
before I knew what was happening, he was driving into a kind of uncompleted
fence hiding a house that revealed some rugged guys smoking in chain circles.
Before we could even get a full view of what lay inside that
building my friend goatie and I opened the still moving car door, jumped
and ran out for our dear lives. Like we both had the same thought flash through
our minds, the same voice whisper to us, we ran like a mad man was on our
heels, like we were in a race and we had reached the finish line but just
couldn’t stop running.
We found ourselves at the bus-stop and tried to catch our
breaths as I figured out what next to do…Not like we even had enough money to
take us home at eleven thirty pm. With shaking hands, I scrolled through the
numbers on my phone as ‘goatie’ was still looking around us in fear and dialed
a trusted friend who lives in Magodo *Ehen!
I know you’ll say more trouble* who said he *Yes! He!!!* will be with us shortly.
In less than thirty minutes, ‘Superman’ came to our rescue and whisked us off to his house.
Despite his look at the two of us in our skimpy dresses, he never asked any
questions *Phew!* and I don’t think I
will have given him a truthful answer either. I could hardly sleep that morning
but kept slapping myself for not listening to my instinct
‘whisperer’. As for ‘goatie’, I had no
words for her but I really don’t want to question the ’What-if’ but simply go
on my knees and thank God.
Over time, through life’s journey we go through times where we
may not want to do something and our INSTINCT whispers to us with all
sincerity, please listen to IT because that could always be the truth talking
to you. Sometimes you don’t have to question it because it’s you talking to
YOU!
Before I take a humble bow, thanks to Mo for giving me a chance to share my experience. *Muah!* You all, have a fab week and
if the whisperer whispers to YOU, sure do the right thing!
*Flips
hair and walks away dragging ‘MY WHISPERER’
Monday 9 June 2014
MY SMILE
I
am really excited to share this story with you. It is very recent with snippets
of this morning’s drive embedded!
It is the tale of my SMILE J.
So
for a while now I have driven this really flashy (yellow) car all around Lagos
with the plate number SMILE J. Oh Lawd! I got too much
attention from everyone from the Yellow fever guys screaming ‘SMILE!’ to the Okada
(Bike) riders saying ‘sister SMILE Jna’ to young guys trying to be sharp – I do
not understand why they all think that can start off a conversation in traffic!
Anyway, let’s just say I have made quite an impression over the past months.
Frankly in the beginning it felt nice getting to the office and having
practically over twenty security guys calling me SMILEJ, having bus drivers say ‘SMILE for Jesus’, having the police stop me only to scream SMILEJ! Chai! it got a
bit too much o. It is really funny the impact such a little item can cause.
I used
to see Lagosians differently… I mean, we were all angry drivers hustling to
get somewhere but having people (both literate and illiterate) take time out of their ‘hustle
waka’ to grin wide and smile really changed my perspective. Truly, everyone
just wants to be happy isn’t it? ‘In pursuit of Happiness right?' Amidst the
economy, the scorching sun, the chaos of Lagos roads… it really got me.
Anyway, I
recently changed my plate number - an Olori (Queen) doesn’t need that
kinda attention as I have way too much of that already hehe! But yes, I took that
bold step and got it changed and you know what? No one wants to forget my
SMILEJ! On my way to work this morning, I saw a police man who to took time out to yell ‘SMILEJ’ once he saw my car! Of course
I put on my best smile and wove back! Why am I excited? I had made an imprint on him! The same thing happened with two random (I do not know them
AT ALL) guys very close to my office… one actually said ‘my smile’ I’m like ‘WHAT
th*&*%^?! while the other dude noticed and shouted ‘smile kilode?! I know that all the security guys will still call me that beautiful word SMILE!
Why
am I sharing this? Experiencing this has taught me that little things really do go a long way. Do not wait for the perfect moment, the perfect gift or the perfect person, just go ahead and make someone happy and...
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